Top ten Graduation Quotes (from chicogarcia.wordpress.com)

I am a fan of Chico Garcia and Delamar of The Morning Rush at MonsterRadio 93.1. I always listen to them since I was in first year of college. And I always look forward in hearing their Daily top ten on random things. Here are some of my favorite Top Ten. (From chicogarcia.wordpress.com)


Thanks Chico, Del and Gino! 

My favorite Radio Show in the Morning! Hope to meet them someday!

THE TOP TEN GRADUATION QUOTES

1. Astroboy – “Always listen to your elder’s advice, not because they are always right, but because they have had more experience at being wrong.”
2. No name – Our dean once said: “Unguarded moments are the ones that make or break you.”
3. Sommet – My teacher mom once said: “Walang taong bobo. Meron lang taong mas matiyaga.”
4. The Wanderer – Our prof said: “Tiger Woods did NOT play basketball just because all the other kids his age did. Successful people don’t always go with the flow.”
5. Schadenfreude – “A diploma is just a certificate of unemployment.”
6. Gracia – To a prof: “Sir, pag ba graduate na ko, break na din tayo?”
7. Anne – “The best lesson you’ll ever learn is to learn the lesson.”
8. Ginger Ale – Steve Jobs advice to a graduating class: “Stay hungry. Stay foolish.”
9. Sam – “Graduation is not the finish line. It’s the starting line.”
10. No name – “Geniuses are NEVER appreciated in their own time.”
11. Zeni Grand – “Failure is just the postponement of success.”
12. Ellen Degenerate – From Kurt Vonnegut’s message to the class of ’97: “Don’t waste your time with jealousy, sometimes you’re behind, sometimes you’re ahead, the race is long, but in the end, it’s only with yourself.”
13. Astroboy – Henry Ford: “Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off of your goal.”
14. Radian – “No one has ever said on their deathbed: ‘I should’ve spent more time at the office.’ Life shouldn’t end just because work started.”
15. Blitzkrieg – “Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, bring your own sunshine.”
16. WEiRDn_aLIEN – No matter what school or course you graduate from…sa call center din ang bagsak niyong lahat!”
17. Alex of Cavite – It only takes as long as the first time you have to make a monthly report before you start missing school.”
18. Lelouch – “Excellence is not an act; it’s a habit.”
19. Sally ni Harry - One design of Spoof shirts read: “I will graduate on time no matter how long it takes.”
20. No name – My daughter graduated valedictorian. During her speech, she said: “To my parents, thanks for the GENES.”
21. Jeff – “A diploma is not a guarantee, it’s a ticket.”
22. Eien17 – “You’ll never find anybody who achieved great success without a give-up story.”
23. Famous Marcus - I wish somebody had told me this while I was still in college: “Summer, Christmas and semestral breaks are gone forever. Welcome to the real world where vacations are earned and are subject to approval by your warden, este, immediate superior.”
24. Roskilde – To nursing grads: “Congrats, you now have to compete with 50,000 unemployed nurses for a limited amount of jobs.”
25. McMaki – I always say this during graduation season: “Madadagdagan nanaman ang mga jobless!”
26. Benet – The opening line of a senator’s speech during a commencement ceremony:“Congratulations graduates. Welcome to the world of the unemployed and underemployed.”
27. Specialist – “A drop of water breaks a stone, not by sheer force, but by dripping continuously. That’s the power of patience and perseverance.”
28. Boknoi – Ralph Waldo Emerson: “Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead, where there is no path and leave a trail.”
29. Boknoi – George W. Bush said, in a graduation ceremony, “To those of you who received honors, awards, and distinctions, I say well done. And to the ‘C’ students, I say to you, you too may one day become President of the United States.”
30. Hellgirl – There’s a time limit to the term: “fresh grad”.
31. Tsiken Fit – “Rule #1: The boss is always right. Rule #2: When the boss is wrong, refer to Rule #1.”
32. Sckye – My resident-in-charge told my groupmates & I after our rotation with him months before graduation: “This school is like Krypton; here you feel like a nobody, but out there, you’re Superman!”
33. Geronimo – During the baccalaureate mass, the priest said in his sermon: “Education is like water. If a cow drinks it, the cow produces milk. Milk, which supports life. But if a snake drinks that same water, it will produce venom. Venom, which harms life. So which type are you?”
34. Glenskie – From U.P. Diliman Chancellor Sergio Cao: “There’s a difference between getting a degree and being educated.”
35. Sharkbait – In PUP, a summa cum laude gave her speech: “We’d like to thank our parents for striving hard to pay the P500 per sem for our tuition fee.” And there was a huge GASP from many parents in the crowd. Apparently, many students gave false information to their parents just to get more money than their tuition fees.
36. Mr. Perk – “Patience is not the ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.”
37. Astroboy – “Success is like masturbation; only y0ur own hand can let you achieve it.”